Mimi Doesn't Eat Beans

By Computadora

Mimi got her view on beans from The Machines of Quebec.  The Machines
believed that at the beginning and composition of all things when the earth
was still a whole, the bean arose. Their proof of this is that if you chew a
bean to a pulp and expose it to the sun for a while, it gives out the scent
of human seed. Also, if, when a bean is in flower, we were to take the bean
and its flower, and put it into a pitcher and moisten it and then bury it in
the earth, and then put river-worn rocks on top of the earth and then dig it
up after a few days, it has the form of a womb, and if you examine it
closely you should find (what looks like) the head of a child growing with