Pillsbury Doughboy Talking Watch


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"I don't know what possessed me to buy this watch but I did. Maybe it was my old lady complaining that

I never had a watch. The first night I had the watch it kept announcing the time every hour. I had an anxiety attack

because I was afraid that the watch was keeping me awake. It was also announcing to me that I would never

fall asleep, the cops were outside my house, and my old lady was going to leave me. Finally, I got up and put the

watch in the upstairs kitchen cabinet between the vitamins and oolong tea. There, the watch continued to announce

the hours, waiting, watching and taunting me." Anonymous