MY NEW SCRIPT

By Mickey Bluto


 

FADE IN:

INT. MANSION -- DAY The mist is in my eyes and she hates herself again. She has mist in her eyes again? What's with that?

CLARICE

Bite me you fool. I hate you so & and that's my problem.

FRED

Yeah, I know. I want to bite myself too. The typing action is so cool. I do love it so.

SWEET BUNS

Yes, yes, the sweet buns are fresh.

The action is even more cool now. Sweet buns is looking for action.

SWEET BUNS

Oh baby, how i love those sweet buns!!!

Yeah yeah. This part sucks

CUT TO:

INT. MANSION -- DAY

Wow this is sure as hell cool Fred.

FRED

Yeah.

SWEET BUNS

Yeah I agree

FRED

You eat sweet buns?

He licks his lips...

SWEET BUNS

I did.

FRED

Too bad.

JACK comes in the room.

JACK

Eat this!

SWEET BUNS

You pig!

FRED

Eat me too!

JACK I hate you all.

SWEET BUNS

Eat this, yourself!

FRED

I hate me and you!

Fred throws shit everywhere. Sweet buns of course move to where it ain't.

SWEET BUNS

Don't you be throwin' my shit

FRED

Yeah, see how easy it is to write a script? That's the problem. It's so easy it is bad news.

SWEET BUNS

I want to be a screenwriter too!

 


Mickey Bluto is a screenwriter living in L.A., of course.

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