MY NEW SCRIPT
By Mickey Bluto
INT. MANSION -- DAY The mist is in my eyes and she hates herself again. She has mist in her eyes again? What's with that?
Bite me you fool. I hate you so & and that's my problem.
Yeah, I know. I want to bite myself too. The typing action is so cool. I do love it so.
Yes, yes, the sweet buns are fresh.
The action is even more cool now. Sweet buns is looking for action.
Oh baby, how i love those sweet buns!!!
Yeah yeah. This part sucks
INT. MANSION -- DAY
Wow this is sure as hell cool Fred.
Yeah I agree
You eat sweet buns?
He licks his lips...
JACK comes in the room.
Eat me too!
JACK I hate you all.
Eat this, yourself!
I hate me and you!
Fred throws shit everywhere. Sweet buns of course move to where it ain't.
Don't you be throwin' my shit
Yeah, see how easy it is to write a script? That's the problem. It's so easy it is bad news.
I want to be a screenwriter too!
Mickey Bluto is a screenwriter living in L.A., of course.